Basketmouth Calls Olamide A Beast!!!

Don't get it twisted it's not what you think.. He actually earned the name after his performance on stage live in Manchester UK...

See The Top 5 Things That Happen After That Lovely Christmas Celebration..

1. Code RED!!!; Bank Account now reads N0.00; You cleared your accounts, sold off your properties, went as far as borrowing just to celebrate christmas (a two day event). Well, now that christmas is gone, it's time to start regretting, to start learning to live without that smartphone, (the one you sold to eat christmas meat), to start thinking about how to settle that debt! Good luck

2. Chores; Start washing that trailer load of dirty dishes and utensils.The ones you used to cook heaven and earth, serve visitors.The ones you used to eat to the point of... near death.bWash them cause they aint going to wash themselves.

3. Go for a pregnancy test ASAP; After christmas you see used condoms everywhere. You used Jesus' birthday to lamushuang abi. You we soon pay for it start getting ready to go for a pregnancy test. I heard there's a research that shows more condoms are sold on christmas day than any other day in Nigeria. Don't ask me! I heard. Hehe...

4. Constipation and running stomachs; Time to buy andrew liver salts and to also purge your hearts out All that food and you expect not to have constipation?

5. Tiredness; All that partying, all that many many cooking, all that running around. It's time to rest from them all... But either way from team Napstaworld we hope you had a wonderful Christmas if not then We wish you a Happy New Year.. Remain Blessed..

Comedian AY Rakes In N76Million For His Self Produce Movie.. Details

Am definitely gonna see this movie at the cinema this Christmas.. The Comedy hit maker AY's Movie 30 Days In Atlanta records a whooping 76 Million Naira In 7 Weeks!!

Ayo Makun popularly known as AY is rounding off 2014 with a bang as his movie, 30 Days In Atlanta has been announced as Nollywood’s Highest Grossing Cinema Movie of all time!!

According to Guy Bruce, the director, Silverbird Distribution Company and owners of the Silverbird Galleria, the movie grossed 76 Million Naira In 7weeks of showing on cinema screens across Nigeria. The announcement was made yesterday at a special reception to celebrate the cast and crew of the movie and Guy Bruce said they are proud of AY and hope he does more movies.

Some of the guests at the reception included, Ramsey Noah, Desmond Elliot, Julius Agwu and Okey Bakassi among others. Meanwhile, below is a list of movies that have done well in the past at the cinemas according to box estimates provided by Uwem Jacobs, the West Africa Agent for United International Pictures, South Africa.

Half of A Yellow Sun- 60 Million Naira in 2014, October 1st - 50 Million Naira in 2014, Ije - 57 Million Naira in 2010, Figurine - 20 Million Naira in 2010, Through The Glass - 10 Million Naira in 2008.

8 Kinds Of People You Will Find In A "Face Me I Face You" Apartment..

If you had live in ajegunle before then don't bother reading further; But if you just paid your landlord  and you will be moving in soon. well be prepared to meet these kind of people............

** THE AMEBOS

hmmm "soboleyoke" "highservice" sekeshaajo" tatanfo" you will definetely meet this kind of people in a "face me i face u" they will always want to know all what is happening in the compound either good or bad and they will always be the one to spread false and true rumours

**THE WATCHER

if i say watcher i dont mean security o, these kind of ppl will always like to monitor your movement they will be the first to know whether you  drank garri at night because they will always know its long u cooked. you will start hearing "bros na canteen u dey eat dis days?".

**OVERTIME TOILETER/BAFFER

YOU== bros abeg do quick naur
Co-tenant== wetin na? no be now i enter. (and he has been in the toilet since morning)

**THE RICH TENANT

This kind of people, you will not know the reason why they cant go and take a flat because they are rich and have car even while the landlord dont have okada. He will always be the one to charge the whole compound phone when light is off and there generator will work overnight and you will be like pls God let this man fuel finish or make nepa bring light because the noise  is just too much and your room is next to his room... lwkmd

**THE PRETENDERS

These group of people you will never know their way because they pretend to be rich while they are not, you will see them dress up in the money like somebodyvgoing to the office but na carpenter my guy man dey do. They will want to impress there co tenant that dey are not in the same class but just ask them "why are u here?" abi u dont know the road to lekki/Ajah?

**THE OLDEST TENANT

Hmmmm!!! he/she knows all the history of the house and all records of both present and past tenants , so dont just cross ur boundary if you dont want to hear the history of your life.

**THE REVEREND SISTERS

Oh! sister nkechi and sister nkiru, when dey were suppossed to get married, they are waiting for rich guys with Murano jeeps, duplex houses and huge bank accounts but the lucky guy didnt come now they are above 40. Their prayers will always wake you up early morning.

**THE GOOD SAMARITAN

Love your neighbour as u love yourself. you will always meet new and different people in his/her room and when the landlord ask you will hear "na my father brother o" little by little dey will be 15 in one single room and the co tenant will start fighting with them that dey must be paying extra money to pack the sockaway lolz.

Shout out to agarawu23 for this post..  Its xoxo true meanwhile if you enjoy it don't forget to share your laughter with others by hitting the share button below.

See Photos Of Comedian Ay On Pitch With The Super Falcons...

As if the 30 days in Atlanta comedy film ain't enough the comedian and movie produce AY posted a photo of himself training with the Nigerian female football team, Super Falcons as they prepare for next year’s female World Cup scheduled for between June 6 to July 5, 2015 in Canada.

AY tweeted: ‘It was nice training with our national heroes. Thanks to @onosky5 @superzeee for the jerseys. I am so proud of u 2.’ However he is not the first Comedian to join them in this streak.. Seyi Law recently too posted a Pic with the superstars at an event in Ibadan.. Wishing them luck in the upcoming world cup..

[DOWNLOAD] Hilarious Video Of Dbanj Cheating With Don Jazzy Girlfriend..

The comedy video features Buchi and Tunde Ednut. No Long thing sha.. watch the video to know played Don Jazzy and who Played D’banj and dont forget to share the Fun by hitting the button below.

>> Click Here To Download Video

The Queen Latifah Show Has Been Officially Cancelled..See The Open Letter..

Just too bad.. Even i never really got time to watch the show... The little time i did, i always end up smiling for no reason..

Well for those that don't know the show has been cancelled due to poor rating... But as you know she has always been a fighter hence she wrote this open letter to herself on Facebook:

Comedienne PRINCESS Calls LINDA IKEJI Ugly And Admit She Prays To God to Ruin Her Blog...

People must always find where to or who to lay their blame on.. No matter how crystal clear the truth it.. Anyway let me stay clear before i get slam like the one below..

Popular comedian, Tee A held a comedy concert in Ikeja on Sunday, November 16, 2014. Comedian Princess was present at the event.

She made jokes about gossip blogger LindaIkeji. Princess blasted Linda, called her ugly. She said she prayed for Google to shutdown her blog which happened on October 8, 2014.

In her words: “Have you seenLinda Ikeji before? Do you know Linda Ikeji is very ugly, I’m finer and sexier than her, my prayers made google shut down her blog, I remember I went to MFM to pray and when I got back, her blog was shut down”

Princess initially blamed the media for the collapse of her marriage and linda is at the center of it... Linda and Princess are at war and this is just the beginning!

Pic Of The Day!!! A Lady Reply To A Man True Stats..

Lwkmd... Love is highly overrated.. But either way true love still exist... If you in that hold up, Boring club house or you having a frustrated day.. Then TGIF below: 

Napstaworld Special: Had A Busy Day Today in Work/School.. Get in Here To Laugh the Stress Out..

Well i must confess am a victim of the gymnastic part up till this day... So dont bother who is beside you or around you..  Just Sing Aloud with our igbo sisters and Flow with the Fun... Don't forget to make someone smile today by SHARING!!! TGIF..

See Hilarious Throw Back Pic Of Basket Mouth and Wife.. She Said Basketmouth is Ugly But..

Always feel so happy posting news about couples that have worked thier way to success and stardom...

Famous Comedian Bright Okpocha "Basketmouth" and wife Elsie Okpocha are celebrating their 4th wedding anniversary today November 6th. The couple have been together for over 10 years and have two beautiful children together.

In the advent of the anniversary Elsie Okpocha decide to give fans some throw back pic of her and hubby with the captions; #Myhusbandwassouglythenbutlovedidnotletmenotice.. Funny Couples, See Screen shots below... Happy Anniversary to them by the way...

Seyi Law Acquire a 5 Bedroom Duplex Plus A Multi Million Deal With Ackbridge Intergrated...

Popular Yoruba Comedian Seyi Law has signed a multi million Naira deal with ARKBRIGDE INTEGRATED, Owners of ADD MORE HOMES LTD. The deal is a 2-Year endorsement deal and it comes with a 5 bedroom duplex in Lekki axis and a monthly token from the company.... Nice!!!!

If You want to know more about their wonderful and affordable housing scheme. Follow @sweetlandlord on Instagram and twitter to make enquiries and get feedback instantly... Who knows you might just become a landlord soon or probably get lucky like Comedian Seyi Law..

[CHILLING EFFECT] See Pics Of A.Y and Wife having FUN in a POOL...

If you have got it You just have to flaunt it no Doubt...

Our very own top comedian is one who never cease to recipo that....This is why he flaunts his boo anytime anyhow anywhere, Short-tall, Black-Fair...Just kidding

See  Pics of them having the Chilling effect below:

Mr. Ibu set to CONTEST For 2015 Presidential Election; SEE HIS CAMPAIGN POSTER

Mr Ibu and his second in command, Achara Ike are set to contest in 2015. They wants to challenge Goodluck Jonathan, Gen. Buhari, Atiku Abubakar and Mallam Sambo.

In a statement released by Mr ibu’s campaign manager, Chijioke Asaro, he said “Mr Ibu is ready to fight against corruption in our country. As you can see Nigeria is 54 years old today and she’s still crawling talkless of feeding herself “akamu”, and the reason why she can’t walk is because her leaders are embezzling her feeding money andusing it to destabilize the country”

He also said ” He is ready to challenge his fellow political aspirants to a public debate, and he will travel to Aso Rock on Monday to deliver his letter. However, he urged fellow Nigerians to vote for him so as to make this Naija a better country. And he promise to kick out Boko Haram from Nigeria and send them back to Cameroon or drop them in Ikeja Under Bridge”

LMAO! DONT TAKE IT TK SERIOUS MEHN...THEY JUST THERE TO HAVE FUN!!!

10 Funny Things Ladies Do After A BREAK-UP...

Without further ado let's go straight to the point Cuz am sure the ladies are pryving to see what's below:

1. DELETE HIS NUMBER: This is always the first move. As soon as the guy breaks their heart, the next thing is to delete his number. But you know what’s annoying about this? It doesn’t change anything because we still have the ex’s phone number stored up in our brains. Ask them in five years, they still remember!

2. THEY BECOME RELATIONSHIP EXPERTS: I know most people can relate to this. We all have that friend who had a bad break up andnext thing, she thinks she has a BSc in dating. Relationships become her favourite topic. She suddenly wants to give relationship advice at the slightest chance, even if hers did not work. She knows how and when not to date a guy.

3. BECOME BORN AGAIN: When a guy whom they loved so much breaks their hearts, next thing is church. They forgot God was their companion before the break up, but as soon as the break up happens, they have the front row in church, their voices would be the loudest during service and would go to church 10 times a day if they have to. Some Muslims even start wearing hijab. But as soon as they find love again, it’s back to square one. Thank God our God is a MercifulOne!

4. TEAM SINGLE AND LOVING IT:Ladies always have a sense of empowerment after a bad break-up. You start to see things like, # teamsingleandlovingit,#teamsingleforever etc even though we are dying inside. We suddenly have our little NGOs and become allergic to men.I pity some toasters during this period because they will smell pepper!

5. BEGIN EATING AND DRINKING:It’s after a break up that we remember that food is our best friend. They would buy the big bowl of ice cream and the biggest bowl of KFC chicken, or even buy a bottle of alcohol and just drink to stupor. The truth of the matter is, it doesn’t make us feel any better but we do it anyway!

6. LISTEN TO DEPRESSING SONGS:They dig out Adele’s album or watch ‘A walk to remember’ and lay on their beds all day, crying their eyeballs out after every scene. We all know how depressing Adele’s ‘Someone like you’ is. Even when you are in the best relationship, that song just has a way of making you feel sad.

7. MOOD SWINGS: After a break up, everything reminds you of the ex. One second they are happy, the next you see the type of car your ex owns, or smell his cologne somewhere and they are sad. Most friends avoid these ones!

8. STALKING: This is a common factor amongst the ladies. After a bad break up, they would stalk their ex on Instagram, Facebook or even dial his number a couple of times with a strange number. Then when he says hello, they hang up or just remain silent. We know some of you are guilty.Women are the best CIA agents!

9. THEY NEVER SIT AT HOME: If you haven’t noticed this, when a girl is single, she never stays home. Even if she wants to, her friends will never let her. She would always want to go out and have that fun she would never have had with her ex. It is always a plus when they know that their ex would be at the event. If their ex will be there, they would kakup (dress to kill) just to make sure he realises what he is missing. Besides, Mr. Right can be found anywhere.

10. ONTO THE NEXT ONE: Most of the time, they turn to good girl gone bad if they can’t handle themselves. Those toasters she kepton hold while she was dating become her besties and we all know the things that go along with that.

Shouting out to the EXes I’m sure once in your lifetime, you have done at least one of these listed above... We wish nothing but the best for you... Still singing till songs fade *lol*

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[PICS] Dillish Matthews Shows off herselfin 4 Dazzling Outfits as she turn 24.

   BBA the chase winner Pretty and Sexy Dillish Matthews has a great Fashion sense and this she showed off in four Different Looks… and

The BBA Chase winner, Dillish Mathews is leaving no stone unturned in preparation of her 24th birthday which is just in seven days.Dillish is presently on her way to Italy with her besties as seen in the picture above, and she’s so excited she said they can’t wait to land. She also joked saying,‘I feel so sorry for the business class flight cabin crew tonight’.

Funny even after death: Joan Rivers funeral wish - Valentino, Beyonce's hair, Meryl Streep crying.

Below is Joan River's funeral requests written in her 2012 book, I Hate Everyone...Starting With Me. Meanwhile it's been revealed that her funeral will take place on Sunday September 7th at the Temple Emanu-El in New York. See some more memorable quotes from the book below..

On what she wants for her own funeral:
"When I die, I want my funeral to be a huge showbiz affair with lights, cameras, action...I want Craft services, I want paparazzi and I want publicists making a scene! I want it to be Hollywood all the way. I don't want some rabbi rambling on;I want Meryl Streep crying, in five different accents. I don't want a eulogy; I want Bobby Vinton to pick up my head "Mr. Lonely." I want to look gorgeous, better dead than I do alive. I want to be buried in a Valentino gown and I want Harry Winston to make me a toe tag. And I want a wind machine so that even in the casket my hair is blowing just like Beyoncé's.

"On obituaries"

I love the obituaries. To me, obituaries are just wedding announcements without the pictures. I read the obituaries carefully, the way Lindsay Lohan reads her Miranda rights."On people who die of natural causes"I hate people who die of natural causes; they just don't understand the moment. It's the grand finale, act three, the eleven o'clock number — make it count. If you're going to die, die interesting! Is there anything worse than a boring death? I think not. When my time comes I'm going to go out in highs type. I have no intention of being sick or lingering or dragging on and on and boring everyone I know. I have no intention of coughing and wheezing for months on end. One morning you'll wake up and read a headline: Joan Rivers Found Dead...On George Clooney's Face. Clooney Was So Bereft All He Could Say Was, 'Xjfhfyrnem.'

"On funerals"

I love funerals! To me a funeral is just a red carpet show for dead people. It's a chance for mourners from all walks of life to accessorize basic black, and to make a fashion statement that is bold enough to draw attention away fromthe bereaved but subtle enough so that no one knows that it's happening. And, it's a great way to have quiet fun."On people who offer condolences" I hate people who try to make you feel better. Like the neighbor who says;
   'Don't forget, the first part of 'funeral' is 'fun!' Or the minister who says, 'He's in a better place now.' I'm tempted to yell out, 'No he's not. He had a house in the Hamptons. What's wrong with you?""....Lmao.
   Still laughing but to sum it all i Don't know about you but she is definitely a legendary comediaene or like naruto fans will say: A Legendary Sanin of this era...The world miss you, fashion police fans miss you..The E-world miss you.. RIP once again.. I know you are in better... Whatever.. lol

How to spot a fake Abuja big girl a.k.a Runs Girls

   Found this interesting article on Linda ikeji written by Chinenye Ugonna of Premium times.... No doubt I had to share this for those out there who don't know the Fake Abuja Big Babes a.k.a FABBs...   These are the girls who are usually very attractive, own all the Apple products in this world, live in N1million flats in Maitama, but if you check their background, their parents are struggling in their various villages. Enough said, lets know the FABBs:

1. Bleached skin and tattoos: These days, most girls think they have to be “white-skinned” to be beautiful. They go as far as taking injections to perfect their skin. They then get tattoos to complete the look. These girls have to sell their market. When you check their background, their families are as dark-skinned as they come but these girls look more like Black or White era Michael Jackson.

2. Fake accent: This is another common trait. FABBs roll their tongues like their lives depend on it. Every vowel, irrespective of the word, is followed by an ‘R’: Jos become Jors; Taxi, Tarxi; Abuja, Abujarrr.

3. Long ‘human’ hair: If they do not have the Brazilian hair that reaches their butt, they haven’t arrived. Picture the combo: bleached skin, fake accent and long Brazilian hair. Most of these girls don’t even have up to N10, 000 in their bank accounts but they have to impress. All na packaging!

4. Own the latest android phones:This draws me back to a Nigerian movie I watched weeks ago. Funke Akindele’s character sold her bed just so she could buy an Android phone. She preferred to sleep on a bare mattress on the floor than use her regular Nokia phone just so she could impress the guys and catch “proper fish.” This is exactly what FABBS do. They would own the iPhone 5s, S4, iPad. Before the iPhone 6 is out, they already have it yet they don’t have regular jobs. So where do they get all that money from?

5. Don’t invite you to their houses:FABBs never want you to know where they live; it would ruin the illusion of their prosperous lives. Picture this, as a guy, you meet this pretty light skinned lady, who owns all the nicest phone and tablets, maybe drives a car if the hustle is tight; long Brazilian hair and a little cash in their bank account. As a guy, you believe you are toasting or dating a girl who has money. So, why would she invite you to her “face me I face you” to spoil her packaging.

Everybody’s hustle is different but that of the Fake Abuja Big Girl is the realest; take note....based on this I fink i might know one FABBs..

COMEDY: Six Funny Comedy to a Perfect TGIF...

Six Post ; Six Laughs; Six Share;

No1: A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife's nipples while she was asleep. The next day their driver died of poisoning. **************************************
No2: A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying of AIDS. His son asked his Dad why. He answered, "so that when I am dead, no one will sleep with your mum." **************************************
No3: A lady lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of the husband. Maid said "sir. you are my witness you know I never wear panties!"
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No4: Couple is having a quickie and their 6 year old catches them. Son says: "What are you doing?" Ask the son. Father: "I’m putting petrol in your Mom." Son: " Which means Mom’s engine is taking too much petrol cause Mr. Zwane just put some in yesterday!" Mother fainted!!!!
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No5: A man went to the pub with his wife. When he left for the counter to buy drinks a prostitute approached his wife & whispered, "You must DEMAND cash before sex, I know him he doesn't pay. ************************************
No6: An 8 year old boy is accused of rape. In court his lady lawyer holds his dick out as evidence saying, "Your Honour see this, can he rape* with this tiny tot?"The boy whispers, "Don't shake it, we'll lose the case!" **************************************

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CHECK OUT THIS FUNNY CONVERSATION BETWEEN AIDS & EBOLA..LOL

AIDS: Bros na wah for you oo, you just come everybody they fear you like death, where you get ur own from.

EBOLA: Ha ha ha, I been tell u that time naa, say make you wait ,make you neva commot, you no gree, u rush come out, e no tey doctors tidy you...but see me now, the patient dog, eats the fattest bone.

AIDS: na wahoo, everybody dey fear oo, no body dey near person wey you catch oo, but me, if i catch someone, no one go send, people go dey even chop wit am, hug am, even 'sleep' with am sef, without issue.

EBOLA: Bros i ready come, u know native doctor where do dis juju for me? I dey pursue somebody self even if him don die...u no fit carry person wey I kill from state to state like that oo.

AIDS: Even hospital sef dey fear you oo, if dem carry your victim come hospital, d hospital don close be that, bt me, everybody go dey go normally like say i no dey there sef.

EBOLA: Bros, no be me do u oooooo, na only you waka come naaa.

AIDS: Your case tire me ooo, I wan be like you oo, you just make me look like nothing me dey fear you cos you fit catch me self........but know sey, all these Virus you are sharing, remember that 'diaris God oooooo....

   I know for sure that very soon EBOLA will be a thing of past by God's grace..