Saturday, December 20, 2014

8 Kinds Of People You Will Find In A "Face Me I Face You" Apartment..

If you had live in ajegunle before then don't bother reading further; But if you just paid your landlord  and you will be moving in soon. well be prepared to meet these kind of people............

** THE AMEBOS

hmmm "soboleyoke" "highservice" sekeshaajo" tatanfo" you will definetely meet this kind of people in a "face me i face u" they will always want to know all what is happening in the compound either good or bad and they will always be the one to spread false and true rumours

**THE WATCHER

if i say watcher i dont mean security o, these kind of ppl will always like to monitor your movement they will be the first to know whether you  drank garri at night because they will always know its long u cooked. you will start hearing "bros na canteen u dey eat dis days?".

**OVERTIME TOILETER/BAFFER

YOU== bros abeg do quick naur
Co-tenant== wetin na? no be now i enter. (and he has been in the toilet since morning)

**THE RICH TENANT

This kind of people, you will not know the reason why they cant go and take a flat because they are rich and have car even while the landlord dont have okada. He will always be the one to charge the whole compound phone when light is off and there generator will work overnight and you will be like pls God let this man fuel finish or make nepa bring light because the noise  is just too much and your room is next to his room... lwkmd

**THE PRETENDERS

These group of people you will never know their way because they pretend to be rich while they are not, you will see them dress up in the money like somebodyvgoing to the office but na carpenter my guy man dey do. They will want to impress there co tenant that dey are not in the same class but just ask them "why are u here?" abi u dont know the road to lekki/Ajah?

**THE OLDEST TENANT

Hmmmm!!! he/she knows all the history of the house and all records of both present and past tenants , so dont just cross ur boundary if you dont want to hear the history of your life.

**THE REVEREND SISTERS

Oh! sister nkechi and sister nkiru, when dey were suppossed to get married, they are waiting for rich guys with Murano jeeps, duplex houses and huge bank accounts but the lucky guy didnt come now they are above 40. Their prayers will always wake you up early morning.

**THE GOOD SAMARITAN

Love your neighbour as u love yourself. you will always meet new and different people in his/her room and when the landlord ask you will hear "na my father brother o" little by little dey will be 15 in one single room and the co tenant will start fighting with them that dey must be paying extra money to pack the sockaway lolz.

Shout out to agarawu23 for this post..  Its xoxo true meanwhile if you enjoy it don't forget to share your laughter with others by hitting the share button below.

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