Funny even after death: Joan Rivers funeral wish - Valentino, Beyonce's hair, Meryl Streep crying.

Below is Joan River's funeral requests written in her 2012 book, I Hate Everyone...Starting With Me. Meanwhile it's been revealed that her funeral will take place on Sunday September 7th at the Temple Emanu-El in New York. See some more memorable quotes from the book below..

On what she wants for her own funeral:
"When I die, I want my funeral to be a huge showbiz affair with lights, cameras, action...I want Craft services, I want paparazzi and I want publicists making a scene! I want it to be Hollywood all the way. I don't want some rabbi rambling on;I want Meryl Streep crying, in five different accents. I don't want a eulogy; I want Bobby Vinton to pick up my head "Mr. Lonely." I want to look gorgeous, better dead than I do alive. I want to be buried in a Valentino gown and I want Harry Winston to make me a toe tag. And I want a wind machine so that even in the casket my hair is blowing just like Beyoncé's.

"On obituaries"

I love the obituaries. To me, obituaries are just wedding announcements without the pictures. I read the obituaries carefully, the way Lindsay Lohan reads her Miranda rights."On people who die of natural causes"I hate people who die of natural causes; they just don't understand the moment. It's the grand finale, act three, the eleven o'clock number — make it count. If you're going to die, die interesting! Is there anything worse than a boring death? I think not. When my time comes I'm going to go out in highs type. I have no intention of being sick or lingering or dragging on and on and boring everyone I know. I have no intention of coughing and wheezing for months on end. One morning you'll wake up and read a headline: Joan Rivers Found Dead...On George Clooney's Face. Clooney Was So Bereft All He Could Say Was, 'Xjfhfyrnem.'

"On funerals"

I love funerals! To me a funeral is just a red carpet show for dead people. It's a chance for mourners from all walks of life to accessorize basic black, and to make a fashion statement that is bold enough to draw attention away fromthe bereaved but subtle enough so that no one knows that it's happening. And, it's a great way to have quiet fun."On people who offer condolences" I hate people who try to make you feel better. Like the neighbor who says;
   'Don't forget, the first part of 'funeral' is 'fun!' Or the minister who says, 'He's in a better place now.' I'm tempted to yell out, 'No he's not. He had a house in the Hamptons. What's wrong with you?""....Lmao.
   Still laughing but to sum it all i Don't know about you but she is definitely a legendary comediaene or like naruto fans will say: A Legendary Sanin of this era...The world miss you, fashion police fans miss you..The E-world miss you.. RIP once again.. I know you are in better... Whatever.. lol