Surfing through my phone browser i came across this thread on nairaland and i decided to share/elaborate more on the topic.. But first of will like to give a big shout out to tosyn2much for this.. Now lets go down low..
It's no news that most ladies (if not all) were taught to always hide their intimate feelings even if they want it, only a few of them are bold enough to show that feeling..
>> Note; Please don't get this tips twisted cause not all ladies who exhibit these characters want to get laid, but most often than not, their action speaks better.
1. She comes to your house with a skirt; Bro even a prophet don't need to show you what is about to happen be it night or day.. So keep your mouth close and let your eyes listen.
2. Assure Me You Will Not Initiate S*x When I Visit You; Yes a lady once told me prior to her arrival that I should assure her I will not touch her when she comes. She actually wanted to know if I'm capable.. Banky w was my best mc then so i just jasi..
3. I Feel So bored; When you turn yourself into a clown just to put a smile on her face and she still tells you she's bored thats the worst thing that can ever happen to you.. Beware!!!
4. I'm feeling heat; It's normal to feel heat inside a stuffy room condition, but it's abnormal to feel heat when the AC is at high frequency and She'd be like, please get me a hand fan, you can only imagine her version of heat..
5. She Says No To Everything; She says NO to movies, she says NO to checking of photo albums, she says NO to magazines, she says NO to practically everything... Bro It's that time of the day when there is only one Yes..
6. She Stops Talking; Someone who has been talking to you suddenly stopped responding to your chat, why the hell are you still talking??? Do something louder than your voice..
7. She Says You Are Not Romantic; That's an indirect challenge for you to prove her wrong.. Remember is just the two of you in the closet. There are two things involve if; if you aint smart enough to overturn her statement then she is right, if you are smart enough then obviously she is wrong enough..
8. Please Lock The Door; That's a reminder to let you know she doesn't want any one, be it friends, neighbours or family to interrupt the show when it starts... And it's up to you to kick it off. In some cases, she will tell you to lock the door with the key cause she doesn't like the noise coming from outside.
9. She Checks Her Wrist Watch At Intervals; If she checks her watch by intervals and keeps reminding you at every intervals that she will soon be going, it's just one of those signs; stop the gist and let the show begin. No time biko.
10. She Keeps Silent When Her Boyfriend's Pals Are Present; Yes many of them will keep mute so as to signal to his friends that she's not feeling their presence and that they should blip off.. This is when you will know your true friends..
11. She starts sleeping; She just want you to try touching her, if you call her name during this period she will not answer (even if she just slept 2secs ago).
12. She Rejects Your Permission; Not every guy is way too forward to make moves. However, some might take permission before making moves. For example, the guy asks, "please can I kiss you ?", she replies " I don't know" you dont need to watch frozen to know the answer its written all over her face.. YES!!
Credit; tosyne2much.blogspot.com
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